An HMO Manager at the Pearly Gates.sounds like it to me.how about you? Star me?
May 27th, 2008 | by admin |
fishineasy asked:
Two doctors and an HMO manager died and lined up at the pearly gates for admission to heaven. St. Peter asked them to identify themselves.
Two doctors and an HMO manager died and lined up at the pearly gates for admission to heaven. St. Peter asked them to identify themselves.
One doctor stepped forward and said, “I was a pediatric spine surgeon and helped kids overcome their deformities.” St. Peter said, “You can enter.”
The second doctor said, “I was a psychiatrist. I helped people rehabilitate themselves.” St. Peter also invited him in.The third applicant stepped forward and said, “I was an HMO manager. I helped people get cost-effective health care.” St. Peter said, “You can come in, too.”
But as the HMO manager walked by, St. Peter added, “You can stay three days. After that, you can go to Hell.”
Melissa
5 Responses to “An HMO Manager at the Pearly Gates.sounds like it to me.how about you? Star me?”
By fatmmajunkie on May 30, 2008 | Reply
For that one they love inefficient overpriced health care and thats no joke.
By junsumoney on May 31, 2008 | Reply
What a sucker!
By crazy on May 31, 2008 | Reply
lol! you have awesome jokes keep them coming
By brneyedgirl on Jun 1, 2008 | Reply
That was great!!!! I hate my HMO!!!
By PEGGY S on Jun 3, 2008 | Reply
So very true. A star to you!!!