HMO Manager Goes To Heaven? Will you star if it makes you chuckle?
February 3rd, 2008 | by admin |
Annie asked:
Two doctors and an HMO manager die and find themselves interviewed by St. Peter.
One doctor steps forward and says “I was a surgeon and saved the lives of many children.” St. Peter says “You may enter.”
The second doctor says “I was a psychiatrist and helped many people rehabilitate themselves.” St. Peter says “You too may enter.”
Then the HMO manager says ” I helped insurance companies keep health costs down.” St. Peter says “You may come in also.” But as the HMO manager begins to enter, St. Peter adds “…but you can only stay for three days; after that …you can go to hell!”
Colleen
Two doctors and an HMO manager die and find themselves interviewed by St. Peter.
One doctor steps forward and says “I was a surgeon and saved the lives of many children.” St. Peter says “You may enter.”
The second doctor says “I was a psychiatrist and helped many people rehabilitate themselves.” St. Peter says “You too may enter.”
Then the HMO manager says ” I helped insurance companies keep health costs down.” St. Peter says “You may come in also.” But as the HMO manager begins to enter, St. Peter adds “…but you can only stay for three days; after that …you can go to hell!”
Colleen
3 Responses to “HMO Manager Goes To Heaven? Will you star if it makes you chuckle?”
By some cool guy on Feb 6, 2008 | Reply
The cows are coming.
By arsenio on Feb 8, 2008 | Reply
If you knew what I just went through you’d know why I wish I could give you ten stars!
By jim on Feb 10, 2008 | Reply
here is your star