HMO next cost saving measure.The SSS ?

March 12th, 2008 | by admin |
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Ronatnyu asked:


The Self-Surgical Series …. You local HMO will generously send you your self-surgery video or DVD … plus … the sterilized instruments, digital camera and needles & thread/heavy duty stapler all for $ 189.99. Wait… There’s more if you call within the next 90 minutes they will double up on your asprin & antiobiotic order. Just follow the simple step-by-step instructions and when the surgery is done just take a picture of it and our staffers will send you a nifty “Good Job” sticker. So call now!!!!! Be the first on your block to operate on your own spleen…How cool is that?

Lois
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    1. 5 Responses to “HMO next cost saving measure.The SSS ?”

    2. By ktray1275 on Mar 15, 2008 | Reply

      sounds like Blue options I hate this stupid plan

    3. By boltthrower63 on Mar 18, 2008 | Reply

      For health care in america.
      The cure for health care in america.

    4. By wooleybooley on Mar 19, 2008 | Reply

      The surgical rooms if it they roll you out to the surgical rooms if it they roll you out to the curb.

    5. By avatar on Mar 22, 2008 | Reply

      is there a 2 x 1 deal?

    6. By Simmi on Mar 25, 2008 | Reply

      That is very funny. It does seem like HMO’s would go this way if they could. I love it!

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